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Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,460 Points

A Mother in Festerwood

Teenagehood Unlocked 2/24/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer Unlocked 2/24/11
10 Points
A medal for children who kill monsters.
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 2/24/11
10 Points
A medal for children who seek out gold.
Adulthood 5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
Motherhood 10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
Momma's Boy 25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.
Magic Pink Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/140 points)

Adam

I put on my scarf and astro suit. Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Complete the first level.
Houston, we'll have had a problem. Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Complete the second level.
I counted to hundred, slowly, using binary notation. Unlocked 2/8/13
10 Points
Complete the third level.
Dear diary, I haven't touched myself in a long while. 5 Points Complete the game.
I like trains. 25 Points Complete the fourth level.
Rock around the clock. 25 Points Complete the final level.
Time Core. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/85 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 2/23/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Burrito Bison

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/25/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/17/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

City Siege 4: Alien Siege

Start Playing Unlocked 11/26/12
5 Points
Start The Game!
100 Kills 10 Points Kill 100 Baddies
Burn Stuff 10 Points Burn Stuff!
Kill Plant Boss 10 Points Kill Plant Boss
Max Troops 10 Points Fill Every Slot in Your Army
Buy R-Wing 25 Points Buy R-Wing
Completed 25 Points Complete all Levels
Tremerz 25 Points Kill a Worm Boss
All Gold 50 Points Get a Gold Medal on All Levels
Buy Mech 50 Points Buy Mech
Own All Units 50 Points Buy One of Each Unit

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)

Cleansing

The Weight Unlocked 3/10/13
10 Points
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Reckless Unlocked 3/10/13
25 Points
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Half There 5 Points Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Home Massacre 5 Points You maliciously killed everyone.
Survivors 5 Points Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Clean 100 Points Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Evening Stroll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/160 points)

Concerned Joe

Gotcha Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Screw up in level 5
Look silly Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Do what the title says
Jailed 5 Points Manage to trap yourself
U mad 5 Points Find the troll face
Dance off 10 Points Start a rave party
Fabulous 10 Points You'll know it when you see it
Villain 10 Points Grow a mustache
Impossible 25 Points Somehow die in the menu
Maniac 25 Points Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Superhero 25 Points Find the secret cape
Cure 50 Points Find the cure for your disease
Sonic 50 Points Be faster than the elevator

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 3/24/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 3/24/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)