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Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,435 Points

Adam

Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/85 points)

I put on my scarf and astro suit. 5 Points

Complete the first level.

Houston, we'll have had a problem. 10 Points

Complete the second level.

I counted to hundred, slowly, using binary notation. 10 Points

Complete the third level.

Dear diary, I haven't touched myself in a long while. 5 Points

Complete the game.

I like trains. 25 Points

Complete the fourth level.

Rock around the clock. 25 Points

Complete the final level.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

City Siege 4: Alien Siege

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)

Start Playing 5 Points

Start The Game!

100 Kills 10 Points

Kill 100 Baddies

Burn Stuff 10 Points

Burn Stuff!

Kill Plant Boss 10 Points

Kill Plant Boss

Max Troops 10 Points

Fill Every Slot in Your Army

Buy R-Wing 25 Points

Buy R-Wing

Completed 25 Points

Complete all Levels

Tremerz 25 Points

Kill a Worm Boss

All Gold 50 Points

Get a Gold Medal on All Levels

Buy Mech 50 Points

Buy Mech

Own All Units 50 Points

Buy One of Each Unit

Cleansing

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/160 points)

The Weight 10 Points

The weight of the unaware has been lifted.

Reckless 25 Points

Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.

Half There 5 Points

Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.

Home Massacre 5 Points

You maliciously killed everyone.

Survivors 5 Points

Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.

Clean 100 Points

Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Concerned Joe

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)

Gotcha 5 Points

Screw up in level 5

Look silly 5 Points

Do what the title says

Jailed 5 Points

Manage to trap yourself

U mad 5 Points

Find the troll face

Dance off 10 Points

Start a rave party

Fabulous 10 Points

You'll know it when you see it

Villain 10 Points

Grow a mustache

Impossible 25 Points

Somehow die in the menu

Maniac 25 Points

Jump 100 times in the tutorial level

Superhero 25 Points

Find the secret cape

Cure 50 Points

Find the cure for your disease

Sonic 50 Points

Be faster than the elevator

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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endeavor

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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